White Rabbits

Even five giant white bunnies are no match for the lure of a cool and delicious bottle of Neocate nutritionally complete, hypoallergenic, amino acid-based formula for the dietary management of cow milk allergy, multiple food protein intolerance and allergy-related gastrointestinal issues.

Yum, yum.

Actually I’ve tasted it and it really is the . . . → Read More: White Rabbits

Face Cream

Mmmmmmmm E45.

Without doubt the King of creams. Mana from Heaven if you will.

So tasty you just have to smear it all over your face and indulge yourself in it’s deliciousness.

Charlie realises Mathilda was on to something with this stuff

I wonder what he’ll be like when he eventually gets to try . . . → Read More: Face Cream

The King of Comedy

This morning, my latest impression “The Fonz” (which basically involves saying “Heeeeeeeyyyyy” whilst sporting a Muslin bandana and an old pair of H’s sunglasses – over and over again) was once again received to critical acclaim.

And then it occurred to me, that for two people at least, i am the funniest thing on the . . . → Read More: The King of Comedy

Ginger Beans

I can still feel the jibes to this day. Cruel, heartless and scathing comments delivered with the venom that only a 15 year old of dubious intelligence can muster.

Every word a dagger to my teenage confidence. Every name a pickaxe to my heart.

From the poetic…

“Alright Ginge, how’s yer minge?

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